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So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?

Ah no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes

What? Whoa!

Scarl, look at the falling!

I'm still not looking!

And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catded!

Simple!

Today's cocktail is called pussy juice. The ingredients for this cocktail is

an ounce and a half of coconut rum, four ounces of orange juice, four ounces of pineapple juice,

a half ounce of granadine syrup, and a dash of lime juice. The instructions are

fill a cocktail shaker with ice, add in the coconut rum, granadine and lime juice,

shake, strain into a high-ball glass, and then top with equal parts of orange juice and pineapple juice.

Pussy juice!

Pussy juice. Is that what your pussy juice tastes like?

Um, maybe a little pineapple-y?

Mm-hmm.

Like sweet.

My favorite things are magic, girl.

Not magic, though.

I could not. It's mardi Gras, y'all. I'm excited. I don't know why I get excited about mardi Gras.

I'm not even fucking Catholic, but um, is that what it is?

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