Media members go nuts over the realization that Christians actually exist.

Rudy Giuliani makes a boo-boo and Beto O'Rourke writes a diary entry.

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All right, so we have a lot coming up for you on today's show.

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It is just, it's a shocking, appalling story. There are these things, these crazy people. They're called Christians. And they exist en masse in the United States. There are many of them, as it turns out. Many, many Christians all across the United States. They're really weird, these Christians. They go to things called churches, which is like a big building. It has a cross on top. You may have driven past, you may have seen it once in a while. And at these churches, they go into the church, and then they open a book. And this book is really thick. It has lots of words in it. And they're associated in sentences that are called verses. And they open this book, which I've heard is called the Bibble, and they open it up, and then they read things in this Bibble. And they actually believe the crazy things they read in this Bibble. And if you are a reporter, you have never heard of these things, because these things are very bad. These things are like traditional morality about sex, which is really bad, because as we all know, the only type of

sex that is bad, the only type of sex that is bad is the one that is not physically pleasing.

All other sex is good. But traditional Christians don't think that. They actually think that

certain types of sex are sinful. And Christians think a lot of other weird things, too, about

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