Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, what sort of man am I?

Wow. So sometimes at the show, at the beginning of the show,

we'll have an idea that we're going to discuss.

We'll have maybe an anecdote to share.

But it sounds like we're starting the show with a real existential question, Jordan.

What sort of man are you?

What sort of man am I?

A human man of flesh and bone.

You know, I thought so.

Are you not sanguiness?

I thought so until I received a mass email that turned my world upside down.

As they so often do, who has not received a mass email that has turned their life upside down?

So Jesse, do you...

For example, there was a lifeguard at the pool with COVID, so I got that email the other day.

He's fine, but you know, everybody's getting a rapid test.

Go ahead, Jordan.

Sure.

I would say mine is much, much more important than that.

Thank you.

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