Ep. 696: Sleep with the Birds with Eliza Skinner

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Eliza Skinner joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how Eliza's cat's new haircut has totally changed his personality, a debate over the best emoji to deploy when censoring your pet's genitals online, and the secret plot octopuses probably have to right the wrongs of humans. Plus, Eliza is hosting her own late-night talk show!! IT'S TONIGHT FRIDAY JULY 16th – WATCH ONLINE at Nowhere Comedy! AND BUBBLE IS OFFICIALLY OUT! GET IT TODAY!

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.2	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne, the return of the pudding Mac.
0:14.8	Jordan Morris, boy detective.
0:17.2	Oh, I got it. So Jordan, this is just a hearing return of the pudding Mac.
0:21.0	Just a f***ing pudding Mac.
0:24.8	My favorite pudding Mac. My favorite pudding Mac. It's so g and sweet.
0:31.2	My favorite pudding Mac.
0:36.0	Guest vocalist is Jordan Jesse go featuring Eliza Skinner on the hook this week.
0:40.2	I thought my memories were transferring over into the podcast because of just hearing that song
0:47.2	brought me back. Oh, were you just were you just staring at the window doing that?
0:51.4	Did you have a whole like dream sequence? Stay dream sequence?
0:54.8	Yeah, single tear rolled down my cheek when I was remembering, you know, what could have been.
1:00.5	Middle school dance. Yeah, middle school dance.
1:02.8	Oh, okay.
1:04.3	Never I never talked to Jackie Brockman even though I think she liked me.
1:09.3	I think she liked me.
1:10.4	Oh, and it was right before she got hit by a train.
1:13.8	She was. Yeah, that night, right?
1:16.3	And you you missed your chance.
1:18.2	RIP Jackie Brockman. She was.
1:22.2	You know, resting pieces. You know, run over by that train.
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