Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Well, have I got some great news for you, Jordan?

Ah, my favorite kind of news. You know your old friend Jesse from college?

Yeah, I do. Great guy. What's he been up to lately?

He's a real lucky boy. Oh my gosh, a lucky boy. Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear some

of the reasons, enumerate. Enumerate the reasons why you're a lucky boy. This is great. We can all

practice a little gratitude today. Well, number one, Jordan. Yeah. I'm a lucky boy

because I got shit on by a bird a couple days ago.

Hey, well, that's great. Is that is that a good luck? Oh, man, in some

Yeah, in many cultures, many cultures. That means good luck is on the way.

Yeah, I guess two questions. What kind of bird and are there are there more lucky

kinds of bird shit? I guess is my is my question. It was a

quarmerant and no. Okay, that's great. I feel informed. Where did the

shit land? What were you doing? Was it something?

Were you going somewhere to where it was okay to have

birch it on you? I guess or it landed on top of my head. Okay. And I was headed to the donut

place. So they were pretty chill about it. Yeah, those guys are cool. Yeah, very nice,

very nice people over there at the donut place. But that's not the only reason, Jordan,

that I am a lucky boy. There's more than one reason that I'm a lucky boy. Okay, so I'm

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