Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris recently been to Target.

Okay, this is... this is the kind of stuff. A lot of people say,

Jordan and Jesse never have won an award. I mean, that's not true. We won a number of

Metro Santa Cruz Goldio Awards for best radio personality when we were in college.

But we did that by getting everyone in the dining hall to fill out the ballot and mark us down.

A lot of people say, Jesse and Jordan, you don't win any awards.

And it's just because you're not covering prestige subject matter.

You know, like if you were doing shows about the insurrection at the Capitol,

if you were covering the Black Lives Matter movement, if you were talking about unemployment and inflation,

I mean, I think we are in our own way. That's true.

From a certain point of view, if we were covering that material,

we would have a shot at awards. But this is the reality, Jordan.

We cover important stuff like that. As you said, we covered the economy.

We cover the insurrection at the Capitol by noting that it's sad that Jay

Johnston for Mr. Show was there. Sure. We cover trips to Target. And the reality is that the

primary reason we don't win awards is because it's a bad show. People don't like the show by and large.

And it's interesting now that you're hearing you kind of recap this.

People are real dick saying this to us constantly. It is weird that they

approaching us and then enumerating this. You know who said this to me the other day? My male carrier.

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