Well, as you can hear, I've been suffering from a horrible case of Lyre and Gytis, but I've

made my way back with the help of a massive dose of steroids. That's the good news.

The bad news is now whenever I get angry, I turn into a gigantic green monster that can't make

an articulate argument and response to everything with violence. That's right. Me become Democrat.

One moment I'm walking around like some mild-mannered, fact-based ordinary Republican,

then suddenly someone disagrees with me and WAMO on this slobbering hulk without a brain in my head,

but all the muscle of the news and entertainment media behind me. I can't reason a debate or even

explain what I'm talking about, but with one punch, I can knock you off Twitter, blacklist you from

Hollywood, or simply crush your ideas by banning them from network news. Before I know it,

I'm on a rampage of blind fury. I turn beautiful cities like San Francisco and Los Angeles into ruined,

crap-strew and rubble packed with homeless people and junkies. I attack public servants and restaurants.

I attack old men for wearing hats I don't like. I scream obscenities at any female or minority

who dares to express a divergent opinion. I'm sorry, but believe me, it's just the Roids talking.

Roids talk Democrat. And when the fit passes, all I can do is pretend that it wasn't me who destroyed

the economy or reduced our freedoms or undermine the traditions that made us great. I pretend I'm

the victim here and anyone who criticizes me is inciting violence. And if anyone points out that

that's absurd, I turn into that huge green hulk again. So please, stay off the steroids kids.

You think they'll make you stronger, but in the end, they fill you with rage while turning your

testicles the size of raisins. They make you a Democrat. Don't let that happen to you.

Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin Show.

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