Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne, the bottom of the barrel.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. This is where I'm at, Jordan.

For years on this program, we have tried to create original content.

We've tried to think of new ideas. We've tried to zig when others are zagging.

Right. But the honest truth is daddy tired.

And so I decided this week we're going easy. We're going to go easy stuff.

Okay. So let's see. How can we how can we re-re-shuffle our five stories this week?

So Jordan, I have a specific idea for what the easiest thing we can do is...

No, I mean I could listen. I'm no daddy.

Yeah. But I mean I'm tired in my own way. I could take one on easy mode. Sure.

What's the proposal? Well, I sent a video clip.

No, this is obviously this is an audio program. But I sent a video clip to our friend Brian Fernandez.

Okay. Brian, of course, is the producer of this program. And this is a clip of Oakland Athletics

Center Fielder, Ramon Loriano. Okay. At bat. Ramon Loriano, great, great ball player.

Really fun to watch. He turns to get out of the way of a pitch.

And Jordan, the ball hits him. Oh my gosh. I know. It's, if a lot of people think baseball is not

a contact sport, but once in a while that ball will hit you. So your, our easy mode is sports bloopers.

Will we be getting it to onset practical jokes from popular sitcoms?

Well, as soon as we get Clooney or Richard Kind, yes.

Yeah. Dude's love pranks. God, they love pranking each other. Those two are fucking

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