Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

I have great news for you Jordan.

My favorite kind of news.

I'm instituting a new policy.

It's congratulations to a listener at the top of the show.

I'd like to give a congratulations to a listener named Joshua,

whose on Twitter at Aussie Paw one.

Joshua tweeted,

I took Dr. Fauci's advice and took a little walk.

I found a cool stick as a reward.

And there's a photograph of Joshua. He is indeed holding a stick.

Oh, that's amazing. Congratulations, Joshua.

And hey, here's a little tip. If that stick is shaped like a Y,

simply hold the two ends. Stick it out in front of you.

Find yourself a water source. Dig a well.

Yeah, douse it up, Joshua.

Douse it.

How come you're not already dousing in this picture?

Douse it, baby.

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