There are now so many Democrats running for president, the election watchdogs fear the party may be planning to just invade the White House and seize control by force of numbers.

Communists, criminals, knuckleheads, and sexual predators have all joined the race and those are only the front runners.

The problem the candidate's face is how to distinguish themselves so that after their inevitable loss they can still manage to wangle a talk show out of CNN, before enough people cut their cable service to send the unwatchable life act, respiraling into the oblivion it so richly deserves, taking the former candidate with it.

So in the spirit of bipartisan goodwill and vicious anti-democrat hilarity, let's take a quick look at what some of these lovable clowns are doing to help themselves stand out in the massive, massive crowd.

Joe Biden hasn't declared yet but is already attempting to fashion a campaign that appeals to women voters, Biden is experimenting with such campaign slogans as, oh baby your hair smells so fine, vote for me in 2020, and let me whisper in your ear, I want to be your president.

After some initial out of the gate excitement, Beto or Rorx campaign hit a slight setback when voters realized he was an idiot.

So Beto is now trying to revive the excitement with his new slogan, the wonderful thing about Beto is Beto is a wonderful thing.

His top is made out of rubber, his bottom is made out of spring, he's bouncy, bouncy, flouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, or work in 2020.

When a Nade remarked that was actually the Tigger song from Disney's Winnie the Pooh, Beto knocked him down and sat on his chest. Kamala Harris meanwhile is keeping her slogan simple with Kamala Harris, she sinister and dishonest and will say anything to get elected.

Plus she's a black woman, plus maybe she'll sleep with you in exchange for power like she did with Willie Brown.

Democrat politics that just could be the winning formula.

Trigger warning, I'm Andrew Cleven, and this is the Andrew Cleven Show.

I'm a hunky-dunky life is digitty boom, there's a ring, he also sing, hunky-dunky, boom, should shit tipsy topsy, no world is a bit easy, it's a wonderful dough, ho-ho-ha-ray, it's one to sing.

Ho-ho-ra-ray, oh-ho-ray-ra.

The poet Shelley wrote nothing in the world is single, all things by a law divine in one spirit, meat, and mingle.

The poem is called Loves Philosophy and basically it was Shelley's fancy way of talking some 19th century babe into going to bed with them.

Poets are good at that.

Recently however, the law divine that brings men and women together seems to have become unenforceable.

A new survey from the University of Chicago says more than half of young people, between 18 and 34, do not have a steady partner.

More of these young folks than ever before report having no children, and more than in any years since 2012 aren't married.

And, lest you think these young folks are just having too much fun hooking up on the latest dating app apparently not.

The CDC says the number of teenagers having less sex has plummeted, has climbed over the last 25 years or so.

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