Ep. 68: Getting Poked! Shots, Doctor Visits & Vaccines

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa talk about taking our kids to the doctor and giving them shots! Guess who has no emotional issues seeing her kids get shots? Hint: Her name rhymes with Beresa. Plus, Theresa has a problem with sharing and Biz is shocked to discover her son only wants to touch his penis….ever. If that isn’t fun enough, the show wraps up with a call from the wise, funny, and extremely pregnant host of Sawbones, Dr. Sydnee McElroy, for a discussion about vaccines! Best episode ever!

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is one bad mother.
0:20.8	This week we stick it to our kids and talk shots.
0:24.0	Plus we pump Dr. Sidney McElroy of sawbones about vaccines.
0:29.0	Whoo! Poohoo!
0:32.0	Pooh, poke! I don't have a song.
0:34.0	Not-
0:35.0	Jab. Jab.
0:36.0	I don't have a song about shots, do you?
0:39.0	Oh, uh, not that I want to sing, probably.
0:42.0	Not every show is to start with the song biz. Thanks biz
0:45.9	Anyway, how are you Teresa? I have a little bit of a little chest cold going on so I know my voice is a little funky today.
0:55.0	You trying to sound like me? I am trying to say I always try to sound like who's
0:59.0	who guys who's who? My hope is that one day like like five years down the road, nobody will be able to tell
1:05.2	which one of us is which.
1:06.6	Just start smoking.
1:08.0	I don't do that anymore, but you just need a good 11 years of smoking under your belts.
1:13.0	Yeah, but I would have to do the like slightly southern thing that you have too.
1:18.2	And I'd have to stop saying like for every other word and like, you know, and like, you know, I'd have to stop saying like you know how are we
1:24.8	get a switch be like freaky Friday yeah just freaky Friday at it up in here
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