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One Bad Mother

Ep. 67: Even Children Get Older

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2014

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa talk about our eldest kids' birthday parties, what constitutes a momentous age, and how, when kids age, it means parents age! NOOOOOO!!!! Plus, the Universe reminds Theresa she can’t go anywhere…ever, and must be tethered to her baby at all times. Biz moves Ellis into his own room but keeps the emotional baggage with her. Toni Hammer of the blog Is It Bedtime Yet, Stories From a Mom Who Never Wanted the Job joins us to tell us how well people respond to the idea that she didn’t plan on being a mom. (Obviously, everyone is super understanding.)

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.

0:05.0

And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.

0:09.0

This is a show about life after giving life.

0:11.0

Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.

0:20.4

This week on One Bad Mother, even children get older.

0:24.0

And we talk with blogger Tony Hammer.

0:27.0

Whoo!

0:30.0

Even children get older and I'm getting older too.

0:37.6

Isn't that a fact?

0:40.2

That's a fact.

0:41.2

That is the reality that we're facing. That is the reality of a majority of the discussion we'll be having today.

0:47.0

But let's just start, let's just go somewhere out, let's go someplace I'm sure happy. How are you?

0:54.0

Oh God.

0:55.0

Um...

0:57.0

The landslide...

0:59.0

Oh, to tell...

1:01.0

Duh.

1:02.0

Ugh.

1:04.0

Um, so last night, okay, my mom's in town and she was like, why don't you guys go out?

1:10.0

And we were like, great.

1:11.0

What?

1:12.0

We'll go out, okay.

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