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Slack.com slash DHQ. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi says the voting age should be lowered

to 16. In a speech to a mop closet she must took for a feminist rally, Pelosi said, quote,

Democrats need to get kids involved when they're totally ignorant and half out of their minds

on hormones or will never get elected again. On quote, Pelosi then realized she was talking

to a bunch of mobs and said they should have the right to vote as well. Inspired by the

speaker, high school students across the country have formed an activist organization called

teenagers who like really think it would be cool to vote and you can't stop us or twill

writ wuk vixen. The group's president, 16-year-old Thad Melos, made his position clear and

in essay he handed in two weeks late because his stupid little brother spilled red bull all

over his laptop. The essay begins quote, why I would like to vote by Thad Melo. I would

like to vote because I think Alexandria Ekkazio Cortez is really hot and if I voted for her

I would get to meet her in person and show her how I can ride my skateboard down the concrete

stairway in back of school while lighting a lighter with my tongue. Only this time I do

it without cracking my skull and setting my face on fire. On quote, 16-year-old Victoria

Plastic who's also the president of the group because why does the girl always have to be

vice president just because she gets fewer votes told an imaginary interviewer in this

daydream she had quote, if I could vote I would vote for Democrats because therefore abortion

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