Ep. 673: Wario Sauce with Carlye Wisel

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Carlye Wisel joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion about Jordan's latest targeted Instagram ads, Jesse's major video game accomplishment of beating Zelda, and Carlye's latest quarantine gambit - learning to play chess. Plus, we take some calls from an old friend that could change the show forever.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan Jesse Goh, I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.4	Jordan Morris, grabbing that rain boat a gooo.
0:18.0	Boat a go, tell me about this.
0:20.0	Well, I had a new little takeout project here over at the Old Morris Estate.
0:28.0	Is this what you call ordering dinner a takeout project?
0:31.4	Yeah, I call it a takeout project. Just give me this Jesse. I need something.
0:35.2	Okay. Just trying to feel something.
0:38.8	Look, we're all trying to fill our time in quarantine. I get it.
0:42.0	You use single folks are picking up hobbies left and right.
0:45.2	Your hobby is ordering takeout.
0:47.2	Uh-huh.
0:48.1	What I'm trying to add a, add a, kind of a theming to my, to my takeouts.
0:52.8	Oh, thank God.
0:53.9	But previously it had been all over the place.
0:56.0	Right. Yeah. I don't know where you're coming or going.
0:59.3	Yeah.
0:59.7	A real not-s-berry farm.
1:02.9	Right. Exactly.
1:05.7	Fried chicken and diarrhea themed roller coasters.
1:09.2	And jam?
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