Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boy Detective. How you doing, buddy?

I'm doing okay. Boy, this part of the show is kind of hard these days, huh?

Yeah. The part where we're supposed to, you know, take something from our lives and, you know,

start a conversation and kind of get the ball rolling. It's just like, I watch 60 minutes and

it was kind of a bummer. I've taken to putting on family feud in the background while I play

Hades on my Switch. That's kind of fun. Saw a dog walked around.

Given what a bummer the world situation is, I think at the end of 60 minutes, just throwing

an old Andy Rooney where he's complaining about elevator buttons. That would be nice.

You know, just throw that in there and see how it plays. You know, see if it bucks people up a little.

Or how about this? Just get Dickerson to do that. Get Dickerson to complain about the

minutiae of everyday life. Venetian blinds hard to open. God, Jay Dick had handled that.

Of course, he'd slay. He'd slay. I mean, he, you know, obviously wouldn't be Andy Rooney. He'd

add a little Dickerson in there, but you know, and then Noro Donald does a pratfall.

What a famous Chevy Chase style pratfalls. I'll tell you a cute thing that happened to me today.

Yeah. I was in the backyard with my son Oscar, my seven-year-old Oscar.

And I can't remember why, but he said to me, Dad, I like was pronouncing things funny or something.

And he said to me, Dad, no jokes, no jokes, Dad. And I said to him,

Oscar, your father is a professional humorist. And he said to me, I'm funnier than you, Dad.

He goes, watch, I'll be funnier than you right now. And then he farted.

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