The Democrat National Committee has chosen Milwaukee, Wisconsin for its 2020 National Convention.

DNC Chairman Vladimir Lenin, no relation, says he's thrilled the party will be traveling somewhere

it's never been before. In a statement released to a gathering of 85-year-old civil rights leaders

with nothing better to do, Lenin said, quote,

When I was first informed there was a populated area between New York and Los Angeles, I was like,

yeah, right. But then I heard some of these wastelands include sentient creatures who can stand up

right and use rude tools. So I said, what the hell, hand me my gun and camera and let's go exploring.

I'm just hoping there won't be anyone there who prays to God or knows the pledge of allegiance by heart.

That's just creepy and it's not who we are as Americans. Unquote.

Former something or other Hillary Clinton said she'll be making an important speech at the July

Convention if she can get out of bed in time. In a statement released to the rim of her toilet,

Clinton said quote, I'm looking forward to visiting Wisconsin for the first time and finding out why

those SOBs didn't vote for me. It's probably because they're a bunch of deplorable, backward-looking,

undynamic pessimists who don't like blacks getting rights and women getting jobs. But who knows,

maybe it's something I said. In any case, I feel sure once they see me in person, they'll change

their minds. The 2016 results will be reversed and I'll wake from this living nightmare to find

myself president and then I'll give up drinking. Unquote. The people of Wisconsin say they're

looking forward to having the Democrats come to visit as Green Bay Packers fan,

Bury McChee's face told the reporter after wrestling him to the ground in a hitlock quote.

Most of those Democrats are socialists and anyone who knows that little about economics should

be an easy mark when it comes to selling them plastic souvenir mugs at $65 a shot. Trigger warning,

I'm Andrew Clevon, I think, and this is the Andrew Clevon Show.

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