Ep. 669: Born Pregnant with Blaine Capatch

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Blaine Capatch (Nerd Poker Podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Boba Fett's real voice, a shocking manger scene that Jordan saw on one of his bullshit walks, and how the current toy landscape for kids is basically a surveillance state. Plus, Blaine lets us in on his go-to singing hologram to reference in bits.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.5	It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne the Chest Freezer.
0:14.1	Jordan Morris, boy detective. You got a cold chest there, buddy?
0:17.8	Not bragging, Jordan. I got a new lifestyle, my friend.
0:20.8	Okay, let's hear about it.
0:22.1	Well, I can deep freeze anything I fucking want to, dude.
0:25.1	Oh my gosh, have you taken over the mantle of Batman villain Mr. Freeze?
0:30.8	Yeah, absolutely.
0:32.1	Only instead of freezing superheroes, I freeze tater tots.
0:37.6	Nice.
0:38.3	Well, what do you have some sort of freeze machine?
0:40.6	You're a kitchen gadget guy.
0:42.8	Is this some sort of new gadget from Sweden that freezes?
0:46.6	Yeah, it's called a chest freezer.
0:49.1	It's just a big freezer. That's all it is.
0:52.5	But the reason I mentioned it, Jordan, is not just a brag about the fact that I have seven
0:56.7	cubic feet of extra freezer space thanks to my new chest freezer from Home Depot.
1:02.6	It's that I went on a popular e-commerce website to try and purchase a chest freezer.
1:07.8	It turns out you got to get it from Home Depot.
1:10.2	Anyway, while I was on that site, I took a look at the Q&A section because I was trying
1:15.1	to figure out some of them are auto-defrosting and some are, you have to defrost them yourself
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