Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorny, K.A. Fanta Claus.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Jordan, I just want to get this out of the way up top.

Mm-hmm. I'm just called back because I'm drinking a Fanta right now. There's no joke.

There's no content to that. There's no story behind it.

Oh, ho, slurp. I just happened to have stopped at a taco stand that has a Fanta fountain.

Yeah, I said, give me a small Fanta. You know, when I threw it, I had one Alpastor, one Asada.

I said, you know, throw a Fanta in there. That's a lunch right there. What flavor of Fanta do you got?

That's an orange Fanta. Yeah, it's just a standard Fanta. It's not a it's not a pinier or something

like that. So is orange the default Fanta? At least in America, is it possible? I mean, there are so

like Fanta is, Fanta is America's 75th most popular carbonated beverage, but like everywhere else in

the world, they're like, well, what kind of Fanta is it? Isn't it elderberry Fanta? Is it a, you

know what I mean? Like they're like, oh, sure, we have maple Santa here. Sure. Yeah. It's the

soccer of drinks. Hold on, Ben. You haven't been introduced. Our guest on the program we had to talk

Fanta, new car Fanta. Sorry. With his perfect soccer humor. Is the host of many Max Fun podcasts,

including friendly fire and the greatest generation, Mr. Benjamin Harrison Hyben.

I sorry, I just I didn't want to risk having to drive the car all the way back for my perfect

Fanta joke. Yeah. Sure. You know, you guys could have gone on any tangent. I know how this show works.

Yeah, no detours. It's a straight stop. Yeah. It's a straight shot. Excuse me. No stops.

What's going on with you, Jordan? Well, I was browsing. Do you guys like a clickbait headline?

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