According to a University of Sydney language researcher, his name Christopher Peppineff,

Shark Attack is a lie.

Oh my gosh.

According to the professor, I'm sorry, the researcher Christopher Peppineff, the majority of

what people call attacks are merely nips and minor injuries from smaller sharks. He also said

that prior to the 1930s when a prominent Sydney surgeon began calling them attacks, they were

called shark accidents. You know, we do a lot of things that we didn't do prior to the 1930s.

Most of them I'm guessing are probably pretty good. They just want to change the way we discuss

our interactions with sharks, really. Isn't that interesting? Isn't that interesting? According to

one report from a water enthusiast who prefers more of approach to describing the shark encounter

that left him with deep leg wounds, I tell people I had a bit of a run-in with a man in a gray suit.

Did you? Did you? I know it's shark week. I get that and it's shark week at least this year. I

don't feel like it got the promotion that it deserves because usually we have, you know, it turns

into a big event but it seems like this week has been a little, or this week which is shark week

this year has been a little, you know, downtrodden on sharks. But perhaps if we just start calling them

encounters instead of attacks, people will appreciate the beauty that is a shark. They're not

just mindless eating machines. They're just an interesting aquatic life that don't have hands

and they when they want to figure out something they have to mouth it.

I'm telling you, just when you think things can't get weirder, they do. Speaking of that,

welcome. Welcome to Twoing the Fat.

If you're headed up to reach, let's say to shark watch or, you know, just kind of wander around

in the water and maybe have a shark bumper too. A little shark encounter, but you need a little

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