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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Ep. 66—The Dewey-Dumbledore System

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

Arts

4.8783 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Soup's on! This week, Harry gets a mouthful; Fleur gets a nickname; Florian Fortescue gets nabbed; the Weasley twins get rich off the magic-industrial complex; Madame Malkin gets uncomfortable; and we get really sad when we have a terrible realization about women in the wizarding world. Plus: Does Draco have a cool new tattoo? ALSO PYGMY PUFFS! This week's chapters: An Excess of Phlegm & Draco's Detour Next week's chapters: The Slug Club & Snape Victorious

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0:00.0

Hello, Dark Arts, my old friend. You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, the Harry Potter

0:07.8

Book Club for Silent Types. Tell anyone, said Malfoy, and there will be retribution.

0:18.0

You know Fenrir Gray back? He's a family friend. He'll be dropping in from time to time to make sure you're giving the problem your full attention. There will be no need for...

0:30.6

I'll decide that. Not a word to anyone, Borgon. And that includes my mother.

0:38.4

Understand.

0:40.3

Naturally, naturally.

0:43.2

I'm Heather Pricewright.

0:44.8

And I'm Alex Dellenberg.

0:47.5

And here we are for week three of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

0:52.2

This week we are reading the chapters called An Excess of Flem and Draco's Detour.

0:58.1

As usual, spoilers and cursing.

1:00.4

Also some adult themes.

1:01.7

This week's adult themes are mean girls, grade inflation, two-factor authentication,

1:09.0

the pink aisle, and the home front.

1:11.5

Alex, what happened this week?

1:14.2

In this week's chapters, Dumbledore returns Harry to the borough,

1:19.0

where they find Molly and Nimfodora Tonks having a late-night supper together.

1:26.4

Tonks is looking a little peaked and weather beaten and generally bummed out.

1:32.3

She takes her leave. Molly plies hairy with some delicious but very hot onion soup.

1:39.3

Is it French onion soup?

1:40.3

I think it's just onion soup, which maybe is French onion soup minus the good cheesy toasts.

1:46.3

Why wouldn't Molly serve it with a good cheesy toast? I don't know, but later she asks him

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