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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Ep. 65—Death-Eater Poets Society

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8783 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Horace Slughorn would like to add you to his LinkedIn network (but only if you're rich and famous). This week, Dumbledore gives etiquette lessons; The Dursleys might be right about how depraved wizards are; apparating is worse than flying coach; Harry meets a real-life La-Z-Boy; and Heather reveals some dark truths about the kind of terrible, terrible teen she was. Plus: A Quibbler origin story. This week's chapters: Will and Won't This week's chapters: Will and Won't & Horace Slughorn Next week's chapters: An Excess of Phlegm & Draco's Detour

Transcript

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0:00.0

Find someone that looks at you the way Albus Dumbledore looks at a beverage.

0:06.0

You are listening to the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Social Drinkers.

0:13.0

This is Harry Potter.

0:15.0

Harry, this is an old friend and colleague of mine, Horace Slughorn. So, that's how you thought you'd persuade me,

0:23.7

is it? Well, the answer's no, Albus. I suppose we can have a drink at least. For old time's sake,

0:33.3

Slughorn hesitated. All right, then, one drink.

0:40.6

I'm Heather Pricewright.

0:42.1

And I'm Alex Dellenberg.

0:43.9

And here we are for a second week.

0:47.3

Consecutive week.

0:48.4

Yeah, well, first of all, look at us go, making episodes every week.

0:53.1

Hashtag routines.

0:55.4

We are back with the second week of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

1:00.5

We are reading the chapters called Will and Won't and Horace Slughorn.

1:06.9

And of course, you will hear cursing.

1:11.1

You will, in fact, hear an F-bomb in the adult themes.

1:14.8

And you will hear spoilers for this and the entire Harry Potter universe, honestly.

1:21.3

I don't think we can yet really spoil cursed child.

1:25.3

Although, spoiler alert.

1:26.4

I think we have in the past.

1:27.6

I mean, kind of, but we don't like, sort of obliquely...

1:29.8

All the way no.

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