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President Trump is pondering whether to sign the new border security bill, which lawmakers

are touting as a fair compromise between evil Republicans who want a heartlessly enforced

immigration law and generous Democrats who want to compassionately destroy the country

in the name of strengthening their grasp on power. Trump had originally asked for $5.7

billion to fund his promised border wall, enough money to build a barrier from Texas,

all the way to another part of Texas about five miles away. Instead, the bill offers only

about $1.4 billion, which will only pay for a single fence post since Democrats insist

the fence post must be cushioned with velvet so that weary, illegal immigrants can rest

against it while they reload.

Vicious Jew-hating lunatic and Democrat Congresswoman Ilhan Omar and Dishanah's Communist

Knucklehead and Democrat Congresswoman Alexandria Occasional Cortex have both called for defunding

immigration and customs enforcement in order to ensure the free flow of crime across national

borders. But the bill does give some support to ICE agents by promising Democrats will

stop calling them nasty names and will just quietly go about the business of undermining their

ability to do their jobs.

Other provisions of the compromise bill include funding an interstate El Chapo Highway. This

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