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🗓️ 2 September 2020
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
0:05.3 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
0:10.5 | It's Jordan Jesse go. I'm Jesse Thorne, tunnel detective. |
0:14.5 | Hmm, Jordan Morris, boy detective. Jordan I got a note on my windshield today. |
0:22.1 | Oh, you know those are, those are in my experience. Notes on windshields are usually good. |
0:29.2 | It's usually to say like, hey, keep on keeping on. We're all in this together. |
0:35.5 | Or like, I notice you got your windows tinted. It's probably cooler in there now. |
0:40.6 | Clean car. Yeah. Did you, did you go with the ceramic? Oola la. Great park job. |
0:49.5 | I did Jordan. I went with the ceramic. He said it doesn't matter how dark it is. |
0:53.7 | It makes it the same amount of cool if you get the ceramic. Even though it's an extra hundred bucks. |
0:58.1 | I said, what's a hundred dollars to a five year old Volvo owner like me? |
1:04.5 | Yeah. That's a fun tip about window tinting. I know. Gotta get that ceramic. |
1:11.1 | And you know what? I'm not going to, I'm not going to lie to you, Jordan. |
1:14.0 | This man came over and put tint in my windows. He did a great job. He had a lot of stars on the |
1:18.7 | Alp who was very nice. It was more affordable than I expected. And it got so much cooler inside |
1:25.5 | my car that I just had him come over two weeks later and do it to my wife's car. |
1:29.6 | I was so grateful to this man. This tint man. I basically at the point |
1:34.4 | where anyone who will come to my house but not in my house and do anything. |
1:39.9 | Well, I will give them any amount of money. I've just thought about having him |
1:44.4 | tint other things around the house like the mailbox, garbage cans, tint them all. |
1:51.2 | There's an ant man who comes and the ant man, I'm so grateful to see him every time he comes to |
1:58.0 | my house because I have to go let him in the gate so he can, so he can spray his ant juice on my. |
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