Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, here with a hunk update.

Thank goodness! I have been Jordan.

On Tenderhunks.

Yeah, I know. I know you haven't heard from me. Are E. Hunks in a while?

I just wanted to update you and everybody. I'm really like, I just get really inspired by

Gavin Newsom's daily coronavirus updates.

Right. Sure.

So I just wanted to do my duty in making people feel more secure,

just informed about what the various hunk's in my neighborhood are doing.

Sure. You got to get all those listeners out there. All those beefcake buddies.

We're here for you with another one of our signature hunk updates.

That's right. The recurring segment we've never done before.

Brian, go ahead and write some theme music. We'll wait maybe something that kind of sounds like

the perfect strangers theme song. That'd be great.

Yeah. Use your music talent that you have, Brian.

So a couple of weeks ago, I talked about going on one of my dumb little bullshit walks.

You know, the government mandated bullshit walks we all have to take.

Yeah. People are listening from outside the United States.

Right now, every day the government says you got to take a little fucking walk.

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