Ep 65: Trading Space Ships

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2013

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

When Captain Baxter trades places with with Captain Stevenson of the USS Galaxy, two command styles are put to the test. Two pretty messed-up command styles.

Improvised May 5th, 2013 from a suggestion by Ben McLaughlin via facebook.

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0:00.0	Captain, the USS Galaxy is hailing us.
0:15.0	On screen.
0:16.0	This is Captain Julius Valentine Baxter of the USS Sisyphus.
0:20.0	How may assist you? Aye, Captain Baxter.
0:22.6	Boy, your reputation proceeds, you precedes.
0:26.6	Preceeds.
0:27.6	Yes, it goes before you in a way that everyone's heard about you and what you do.
0:34.6	And you also...
0:36.6	Have you told him about the transfer.
0:40.0	Be quiet, number one. I call my first officer number one. Do you do that?
0:44.0	No. No, I call him Commander Hayes or Corbo or...
0:47.2	I thought we were all doing that now.
0:49.0	This is what the flagship does.
0:50.7	Oh, have you told him about the transfer?
0:53.0	Number two, quiet. We're going to tell
0:55.0	him pretty soon. Captain Baxter, yes. Your reputation proceeds you. We are here to exchange
1:01.5	commands. What? You and I will be trading spaceships. Captain Stevenson, I don't really
1:09.6	think that that's on our agenda. No one sent us orders of that nature, have they?
1:14.6	Starfleet would like to know what makes the Sisyphus tick, and I'm here to find out.
1:20.6	And you're going to be commanding the galaxy so that you can find out what makes a real ship tick.
1:25.6	Tell him about the battle maneuvers.
1:28.3	As a capper, at the end of the week, we will be performing a little bit of a war game
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