Ep 64: Mrs. Sisyphus

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2013

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Lt. Cmdr. Fassbinder's marriage to the ship is in danger of running aground, but Dr. Zonalzon and Lady Cola are ready to give the Sisyphus the attention she deserves. Improvised on March 17th, 2013. Title suggested by Justin Kavanah via Facebook.

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0:00.0	All right, I've got everybody's mail.
0:08.8	Captain, here is your Captain's Weekly Magazine.
0:13.3	Oh, thank you.
0:14.2	Commander Hayes.
0:15.8	Here is, it sounds like a bag of Cheetos just from shaking it.
0:19.4	That's a care package, everyone.
0:21.9	And...
0:23.2	Me? Anything for me? Anything for me?
0:25.8	There's this large, phallic shape.
0:29.9	Yeah, and I'm not sure what it is. I didn't open it.
0:32.5	And Fritz, you're the last person with mail.
0:35.5	This looks like it's from Federation Divor divorce court, and it's addressed to you.
0:40.8	I will take that.
0:42.2	Thank you for saying that out loud so everybody knows my private businesses.
0:45.9	I'm sorry, it just says divorce court in big red letters right on the envelope.
0:49.8	I know, guys.
0:51.6	I think me and the ship are getting a divorce.
0:55.9	What?
0:56.6	Oh, no.
0:58.0	I was going to tell Crick, and then I was going to have Crick break it to all of you,
1:01.6	because I really didn't want to be in this position why I'm telling the whole crew
1:05.0	inside my wife that we're getting a divorce.
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