Ep. 65: Time To Go!: Departure Tantrums

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2014

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa talk about leaving...forever. Just kidding. We talk about the joys of dragging a screaming, unhappy child away from...anywhere! You name it: parks, play dates, Chuck E Cheese. How do we deal with it? Hint: cash bribes do not sway two-year-olds. Plus, Theresa learns there are some things more important than the fact that her kids are tired (who knew?) and Biz decides to try to shift gears with her second child. Nicole Kear joins us to talk about her new book, Now I See You, a hilarious memoir about going blind. We mean it.

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:21.0	This week on One Bad Mother, it's time to leave dealing with departure tantrums.
0:27.0	And we speak with Nicole Here, author of the new memoir, Now I See You.
0:33.0	Woo!
0:35.0	Ooo!
0:36.0	Ooh, I liked that.
0:38.0	Why that? Yes.
0:39.0	Whoa!
0:40.0	How are you Teresa? I'm good. I just got back from my sister's wedding weekend in
0:48.5	Northern California. Exciting. It was very exciting. Actually I I'm using sarcastic voice for some reason.
0:55.0	But actually it really was.
0:57.0	It was really exciting.
0:58.0	My sister's wedding was so beautiful.
1:00.0	No, it was actually really beautiful.
1:05.0	It was magical, it was wonderful.
1:07.0	I have to say, it was really an experience for me,
1:11.0	unlike anything I've experienced before as a parent.
1:14.8	My family is very very tuned in to like my needs generally and my kids are the first
1:21.7	grandkids.
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