Ep. 64: Kids Say The Darndest Things

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2014

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa try to anticipate the ramifications of teaching our kids fart jokes and songs about poop. Are we taking all the fun out of it? Are we creating "that kid" who brings dirty words into their friends homes? Probably yes, and yes. Oh, well! Can't be helped. Plus, Theresa pledges to stop lying about how incredibly (im)perfect her life is, and we chat we the very charming Nancy Lyons about working families.

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:19.9	This week, One Bad Mother, kids say that darnest fangs,
0:24.5	plus Nancy Lyon, who will be here to talk with us
0:27.4	about the Family Equality Council.
0:29.8	Whoo! Kids do say the darndest things.
0:35.0	They really do.
0:36.0	How are you, Theresa?
0:38.0	How are you, Theresa?
0:40.0	Um, I, I'm? I'm great.
0:43.0	All right, this week, this week, Theresa and I have made a pact to be great.
0:49.0	Yeah, we're great.
0:50.0	We're great.
0:51.0	We're great.
0:52.0	We're great. We're great. We're great. Speaking of saying the darnest things, yeah. How great are you? I know. So I was thinking about this over the weekend. I do this thing when people ask me not just like how you're doing but
1:05.1	when people ask like so how is it with two?
1:09.4	Like especially when you're at the grocery store and what I was like running around and the other
1:13.6	ones hitting you in the head. Yeah, like especially in those scenarios. But really in any scenario or like
1:18.9	catching up with friends on the phone or seeing family or whatever. How is it with two?
1:23.9	I always say, it's really awesome.
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