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Slack.com slash DHQ. The United States has negotiated a peace deal with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

According to the terms of the deal, the United States will withdraw its forces from the

country and the Taliban will terrorize, rape, murder and oppress their fellow Afghans

until everything's back to normal. Pentagon spokesman Warren, incesently, said the military

was opposed to the move and a statement fired at the White House from a rocket launcher

incesently said, quote, we've only been at war in Afghanistan for 18 years and this

heedless rush to withdraw before the job is done can only result in the country becoming

the primitive tribal battleground it's been since the beginning of time. If we only had

just another 50 or 60 or 120 years to fight, I believe we could transform Afghanistan into

a civilized nation and then lead so it could become the primitive tribal battleground it's

been since the beginning of time. The New York Times, a former newspaper, also objected

to the peace plan in an op-ed saying quote, when President Bush sent troops into Afghanistan

we warned it would be a quagmire. When President Obama sent troops into Afghanistan we praised

his brilliant military strategy. If President Trump ends the war we'll be forced to find

a way to argue that we should have remained there forever and people will begin to suspect

we're just lying about stuff to support Democrats and we wouldn't want that unquote.

The leader of the Taliban, Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed, Mohammed supported the plan

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