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Slack.com slash DHQ. Hillary Clinton is reportedly thinking of running for President again. The

former incompetent Secretary of State has told people pretending to still be her friends

that while the Democrat field is getting very crowded with candidates ranging from socialists

to lunatics, there may still be an opening niche for a corrupt old drunk who falls down

a lot and then hacks like a cat about to spit up a hairball. In a recent speech to the

underside of the dining room table, Mrs. Clinton said, quote, the only reason I lost

last time was because of Russian interference. James Comey's investigation, the Electoral

College, the ignorance of Midwesterns, the toxic sexism of America, the racism of deplorables,

widespread voter fraud, my car broke down on the way to the polls, the dog ate my homework,

and I thought someone said the election was Wednesday instead of Tuesday. This time,

nothing can stop me.

After completing your speech, Mrs. Clinton woke up in the trunk of a car parked on a side

street in Singapore and had to be flown back to the United States at a cost of $700

and mixed drinks. In a statement later issued to some guy sitting next to her at the bar,

Mrs. Clinton said, while it had been humiliating to lose a primary to an incompetent phony

like Barack Obama, and while it had been even more humiliating to lose an election to

a divisive blowhard like Donald Trump, she had not yet experienced the supreme humiliation

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