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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 647: High Cocktane with Justin McElroy

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2020

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Justin McElroy joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the other meaning of CBT, Justin's favorite quarantine drinks, and Jordan's new kitchen accent to help spice up his quarantine cooking.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:05.3

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

0:10.6

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne, aka Mr. CBD, CBT, and CBT.

0:18.6

I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective, and can I just say at the top of the show, listen, a lot of people are gonna...

0:27.8

Gonna read this as pandering because it's the max fun drive. We're trying to sign people up,

0:32.7

we're trying to raise money for the network. But I do genuinely want to say

0:38.2

at the top of the show, in light of some of the conversation that went on around last week's episode,

0:44.8

I love the fans. Come on. Do you love the fans as much as I love the fans?

0:52.0

Jordan, I don't know if you agree or disagree, but I feel like we've got the best fans in the business.

0:58.6

I stands the fans. I too stands the fans. I stands the fans. Let's...

1:06.9

We both kind of simultaneously had the notion to start the show off by talking about this. Should we?

1:13.6

Yeah, I would love to. I'll kind of... I'll encapsulate the issue here. And I give some context

1:21.0

for folks who weren't listening carefully last week. So last week, I declared that I was thinking

1:25.9

about getting a license plate that said CBD... CBT, which is to say, CBD, the calming agent in Marijuana.

1:37.9

Now, I guess I may be... Is that something that you've been using regularly, Jesse, CBD products?

1:43.5

I use a low THC, THC, CBD combo. I don't use it on a daily basis, but yeah, I regularly

1:51.3

as fair. You vaping that, eating that, how you taking it in? I'm taking it in an oil, an under-tongued

1:57.2

oil. Tastes horrible. Tastes like grass. Not Marijuana. It tastes like I'm literally eating grass,

2:04.4

but not just straight grass, grass, like the second stomach of a cow or the third stomach.

2:11.4

How many stomachs do a cow have? I just... Too many if you ask me. Sorry, I know what I was

2:16.7

to get political on here, but take it down on the stomachs, guys. Brian, are producing... Sorry to

2:22.2

get off on a rant. When you write up the episode notes for this, make sure to include the poll quote,

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