Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goal. I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, bully detective.

So Jordan, guess what?

What?

You know, every so often somebody will tweet at me or email me and say,

hey, do you drive a Volvo station wagon with a license plate that says max fun on it?

Mm-hmm.

And I do.

And so they usually have followed me in traffic without like waving at me or

they're just creeping around on me. It's fine.

Yeah, it's nice to know you're being watched.

Yeah.

I think that's a feeling that everyone loves.

Well, that way I don't get taken.

Oh, yes.

As in the film, taken.

Yeah, you got to look out and I know your dad, Liam Neeson, is on his yearly sabbatical.

So while he's on his vacation, you stand the most risk of being taken.

So I am thinking about giving, you know, given how conspicuous it is.

It feels a little braggied.

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