Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

It's Jordan Jesse Goh, I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart

Jordan Morris, boy detective

Nice to talk to you Jordan

Yeah, back in the saddle, it's good to have you back

The episodes we recorded when you weren't here, just awful

Saying the guests were great, I just said a lot and you know I can't imagine

anybody made it five minutes into those things

I'm just grateful anytime A, I don't have to host the show, I can just listen to it and enjoy it

And B, anytime I go on the maximum fun, read it and I click on an episode that I wasn't on

And no one there is saying thank God we're rid of Jesse

That is a win for me, that is like my top triumph

I don't like the idea that there is someone who doesn't like, I don't like, I don't like the idea that someone doesn't like you

But I like this fantasy person who doesn't like you but stays subscribed to the podcast for the one or two times a year when you aren't on it

Yeah, well you know, I mean they love those nasty ass silters

Sure, it's like that Simpson's gag releases like why would they come to our concert just to boo us

Although I feel like that about the internet sometimes like people who are like fuck to DC movies and like when you went to see it as old you'd come on anyway

Why don't go see it?

I'm really on the wrong foot Jordan Seltzer-wise speaking of Seltzer's

Yeah, I hear my issue

My wife likes to have a portable Seltzer, I have a Seltzer machine

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