Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

This is Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective. Jesse Thorn out this week

dealing with some family issues. But luckily I have to fan favorite returning J.J. Goe.

Heavy hitters with me here today. The first a stand-up comedian, an author and actress,

many other things along very impressive resume single-spaced.

Crystal Alonzo, still in Horia. I'm doing great. I actually didn't know who you were going to

intro first. I just realized the other guest has a very similar resume to my.

That's right. Our other guest Larry the cable guy. Hey Larry.

I should say our other guest also a stand-up comedian, a writer, another very good

resume but different than Kraselas in ways that aren't better or worse. Just different. Eliza

Skinner. Eliza, welcome back to the show. Thank you. I'm so glad to be back.

I would say that I also was not totally sure who you were introducing first.

But once you said author, I was like, oh that's a more classy word for writer. She gets that.

It's got to be Kristella not me. Kristella's an author in your own writing.

If you'd been like word slanger, then I would have been like, oh yeah that's me. That's more of

a tractor pull sort of the way of saying writer. Tipety type. Oh yeah, also small and

tweed kind of word for writing. Yes, that would have been me also. But the legit one, that's

Kristella. So we have we have a lot to talk about on this show on this episode. I feel like it's

been a slow week. Yeah, let's get into it. Have you guys watched Bloodshot on VOD? Sorry,

Vin Diesel. How many times? Listen, I only want to hear your opinion if you've seen it at

least twice because it's a very nuanced film and there's just not things you're going to get

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