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Slack.com slash DHQ. A grand jury in Houston, Texas that was investigating planned parenthood

for slaughtering unborn babies and selling their body parts has declined to indict the

nation's abortion mill and has instead indicted the undercover activists who exposed the

horrific activities on undercover video. Now, some of you may have heard this story and

said to yourself, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

but let's take a calm look at the facts. The grand jury indicted the pro-life activists

on charges of tampering with a governmental record because they used a fake driver's

license to trick their way into planned parenthood's premises. This is a very serious crime

because when you have a fake driver's license, the ink on it may become smeared and unreadable

when the blood of murdered babies spills on it. The grand jury also indicted the activists

on a charge of prohibition on the sale of human organs because they bought body parts from

planned parenthood who wasn't selling them because that would be illegal and they would

be indicted for it. But they weren't indicted so they weren't selling them. Only the activists

were buying them and were indicted. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

trigger warning. I'm Andrew Klavin and this is the Andrew Klavin.

I get into trouble for doing these things. People tell me, I get this all the time. You

shouldn't make jokes about evil. It's evil. You can't be funny. It can't be funny.

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