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President Trump spoke to the nation last night and the reactions from the press are still

pouring in. NBC's Chuck Todd, for instance, reacted by hurling himself to the floor in

convulsions while frothing at the mouth and speaking in a deep raspy voice would appear

to be nonsense until it was recorded and played backwards, whereupon it was recognized as

a dialect of ancient Babylonian, which when translated meant Satan has unleashed his mighty

power on the earth and I am his servant. Todd stopped reacting to the President's speech

when a priest sprinkled holy water on him, then he burst into flame and the black shadow

of his soul leapt from the ashes of his carnal form and plummeted downward through the

floor, never to be seen again. CNN's Jim, look at me, I'm Jim, a cost to react

to the speech by standing on the White House lawn and speaking directly to the CNN audience,

a man named Joe Finder Smith, who was waiting to board a plane to Seattle, which had been

delayed. A cost to warn the audience about the President's remarks saying, quote,

Pay no attention to that man in the Oval Office. Instead, just look at me for I am Jim

Acosta, other men lie, but Jim Acosta does not lie and therefore look at me for I am

he, yes, I am Jim Acosta.

Unquote. Elsewhere on CNN, Don Lemon also gave his reaction to the speech, staring into

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