Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, aka Shrimp Master, aka Big Shrimp Inn, aka Daddy Ten Legs, aka Pron Baby Pron, aka Lil Scampy Pampy, aka Krillor.

Krillor B Krillor, aka Peel and Eat That Ass, aka Bubba Gumps Like a Truck.

What? What? Guys like what? Shrimp? Shrimp, aka Poe, Boys to Men, aka Oder of a Lonely Shrimp is much better than the Oder of a Brokey Shrimp.

Switz at like a shrimp name? Yeah, I've been cooking a lot of shrimp lately. Okay, fair enough.

And I got this real shrimpy apartment now. I just figured we need to kill as much time possible on the nicknames.

I'm grateful to you for not just showing up, but also really doing the work, Jordan.

Yeah, sure. I spent four weeks on that. Time well spent.

Did you just like, was it one of those situations where you placed an Instacart Order or something and

everything that you ordered just came back? We were out of that, so we just got you some shrimp.

Yeah, there's a little box like, if they don't have blank substitute with blank and for everything,

butter, milk, coffee, I just put substitute with shrimp. And apparently,

other grocery levels are very low, but shrimp levels quite high. Shrimp is available.

Yeah, I mean, a lot of people don't know this. It is possible to do a lot of substitutions,

especially baking. A lot of times if I am out of buttermilk, I will just add shrimp to milk.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. It gives it that kind of a down-home Southern flavor.

What kind of shrimp have you cooked up, Jordan?

Oh, boy. Let me tell you. So yeah, I've just been buying a huge thing of shrimp.

I say, give me one thing. I go to the fish man.

Oh, you're visiting the Manga.

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