Ep. 632: The Holodeck Tapes with Scott Simpson
Jordan, Jesse, GO!
Jesse Thorn
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2020
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:05.3 | Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you. |
| 0:10.6 | It's Jordan Jesse Goe! I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart. |
| 0:14.5 | Jordan Morris, boy detective. |
| 0:16.5 | How you doing, buddy? |
| 0:17.6 | I'm doing okay, just trying to, you know, keep strawberry tops away from the cat. |
| 0:22.1 | Oh, classic problem. That is a classic dilemma. |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.2 | I just want to say that is not a, it's not like a metaphor. |
| 0:28.7 | It's not like a folksy, you know, saying that you would like, |
| 0:32.2 | well, just trying to keep strawberry tops away from the cat. |
| 0:34.6 | It's like it's, that's actually what I'm doing. |
| 0:36.6 | No, I think that's a saying. |
| 0:38.1 | Strawberry tops is what your nipples are called. |
| 0:40.2 | Wait, hold on, guest. |
| 0:42.0 | I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
| 0:43.5 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:44.5 | God, excited there. |
| 0:46.8 | Okay, fine. |
| 0:47.8 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:48.7 | Our guest on the program is an old friend of ours, a stand-up comedian, |
| 0:54.3 | and the host, one of the hosts of the newly resurrected beloved podcast, |
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