When, ever January 1st comes around, it's always fun to check out what new laws have

just gone into effect.

It's a good way of finding out what people in government have been doing instead of working

for a living or minding their own business like decent normal human beings.

For instance, in California this year we have a new law that whenever an illegal alien

commits an unimaginable atrocity on innocent Americans, new stations are required to play

pictures of frightened Mexican children on the border for the next 24 hours or until

the public forgets the Donald Trump is absolutely right on this issue, whichever comes first.

In New York State, whenever an untreated psychopath commits a mass shooting, public officials

are now legally required to shake their heads sadly and talk about how Fox News is stigmatizing

the mentally ill.

In Massachusetts, a new law says that in the event of Islamic terrorism, emergency workers

must immediately rush to the city center and take turns reading violent Bible verses

out of context until calm is restored.

And finally, a new law in Texas bars people from moving to the state from California, New

York and Massachusetts.

Although that law is currently under challenge by people in liberal states who feel it's

unfair, they should suffer the consequences of the crappy laws they passed at home when

they could continue to feel virtuous by escaping to Texas and passing crappy laws there.

Some new municipal laws include San Francisco's Pupor Scooper Law, which requires wild dogs

to clean up after homeless people.

An important Oregon, a new law requires that masked fascist rioters give a Miranda warning

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