Ep. 630: Fondant Aunt with Danielle Koenig

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Danielle Koenig joins Jordan and Jesse in an episode recorded before the pandemic hit for a discussion of the pet portrait Jesse got from a 9-year-old girl at the flea market, the cozy mystery book with the curious cover that Jordan saw at the library, and the soothing quality of a Law and Order episode.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody just wanted to let you know that this episode you're about to hear was recorded in early March.
0:05.6	So, uh, if you're wondering why we're all in the same room and nobody's mentioning the news of the day, uh, that's why. Enjoy.
0:12.8	Give a little time for the child with in you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:18.1	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:23.4	It's Jordan, Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne, patron of the arts.
0:26.6	Jordan Morris, boy, detective.
0:28.6	Jordan, I'm not bragging. It's just my lifestyle to be a patron of the arts.
0:32.0	Sure. You love to patronize.
0:35.4	The arts. You know that better than that.
0:37.0	Sure. Yeah.
0:39.7	I was at the flea market today.
0:41.9	And, uh, I mean, look, everyone, everyone knows I'm deeply committed to, uh,
0:47.8	artsyness and artistic lifestyle.
0:49.8	Yes. Uh, you put, you put taps on all your shoes, right?
0:53.8	Exactly.
0:55.8	But, you know, besides that, I'm also a business magnet, right?
1:01.5	And I feel that as a captain of inner a lot of hats.
1:04.4	Yeah. I wear a lot of hats. That's another quality of me.
1:07.3	Sure. Oh, you mean, uh, metaphorically.
1:10.4	Right. Yeah. Yeah.
1:11.5	Had a had a had a had enthusiast is one of the hats you wear.
1:15.3	Yeah.
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