Ep. 629: The Devil's Wife with Elliott Kalan

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Elliott Kalan (The Flop House podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of how the greatest dishonor in America is for Al Pacino to play you in a movie, the bonhomie Jesse felt with the other men in the class he had to take before he got his vasectomy, and the specific hierarchy of compilation movie soundtracks. Plus, Jesse almost went full Mr. Clean with his most recent haircut.

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:05.3	Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.
0:10.6	It's Jordan, Jessica. I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.
0:14.2	Jordan Morris, boy detective.
0:16.1	Jordan?
0:17.0	Yes.
0:17.7	You know that the last thing I want to do on this show is toot my own horn.
0:22.2	I leave my horn for others to toot.
0:24.2	Yes, far, far be it for, yes.
0:26.9	That is, you've never, you've never self-tuted as far as I know.
0:31.1	Well, it depends if I've had a big juicy play to beans.
0:37.1	Ah, you went, you went fart instead of jack off.
0:40.2	Interesting, interesting.
0:41.7	Boy, you're really growing up, Jesse.
0:45.8	Either way, Jordan, either way.
0:48.2	Right before our very eyes, just like Frankie Munez grew up before our eyes on Malcolm
0:52.1	in the middle.
0:54.0	So here's the deal.
0:55.4	We're recording this week from our respective homes and I don't have a great recording setup
1:03.3	here in my home in Mount Washington, Los Angeles, but it's okay.
1:09.1	You know, I got a good microphone, but there was one weakness I realized when I came down
1:14.7	to my office to record.
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