Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week, Jordan and Jesse invest in Web 2.0 MOBA SOTS, plus exactly what that lady did to get paid to watch pornography. Let's go!

It's Jordan and Jesse go, I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

Did you like how I said that in kind of like a radio guy voice?

I didn't notice anything different.

You always kind of have a radio guy voice.

Did I do it again?

Yeah, sure.

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart.

Oh, it's good. Thank you.

I was on this panel yesterday at the book convention.

You know, the big book convention? You have a book convention, right?

I couldn't get into the book convention. That's how big it is.

Yeah, you're not smart enough.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, what can I say? I love brains.

I love books in literary fiction.

Anyway, I was on the book convention panel with a guy who produces a hot talk morning radio show.

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