Kill a little time for the child within, you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week, the case of the man who wouldn't grow a beard, truly spectacular tales of shame and much, much, much more. Let's go!

It's Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart

Jordan, Morris, boy detective

You know what Jordan, it's great to have somebody, we don't need to introduce him, we don't need to prompt him, he's right there, because he knows what's going on, he's on our wavelength

Who are we talking about now?

Eugene, do we need to reset Gene for people who might be coming into this a little late?

Yeah, Gene may or may not have, well, Gene may or may not have been murdered by you earlier on in history of Jordan, Jesse GO

He was also the long time co-host of the Sound of Young America in the Santa Cruz days, before he kind of stopped showing up

Yeah, so anyway, so the show, the show is pretty well

Alright, fair enough

What's up with you murdering me? I don't remember that happening

Yeah, no, totally, didn't Jordan, didn't you murder Gene, am I misremembering this?

I did, but I got over it

Oh, castle

And I let him be back to life

Yeah, and if you hadn't brought it up, I would have totally forgotten

Yeah, well, you know

Just forget again, so the Christmas party isn't weird

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