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Comedian Kevin Hart has resigned from his gig hosting this year's Academy Awards after

he was attacked by a ravening mob composed of seven basement dwellers and 412 Russian

bots for tweets he sent in 1852 saying that he wouldn't want his son to be gay. President

of the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences, Sir Lee Whiteman, told reporters,

quote, this was a terribly embarrassing incident. We assume that Kevin, being a black

comedian, could be counted on to have the opinions we white elites have assigned to African

Americans. But you might say he went off the plantation and we had to send the dogs after

him to bring him back and we had to whip him and brand him and sell him downriver so

that other black comedians would not get any ideas about defying us in the future.

Unquote. Hart's resignation left the Academy scrambling. His white men explained in a statement

released to his therapist, quote, we now have to answer the question, who is homosexual

enough to host an antiquated award show that nobody watches, celebrating incomprehensible

movies that nobody saw. After all, we have to come up with something to broadcast while

normal people are out on dates watching the reboot of the last Spider-Man reboot as

it tries to elevate yet another not quite masculine actor to momentary stardom by having

him get bitten on the ass by a radioactive spider. Unquote. Hart's resignation marked yet

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