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Slack.com slash DHQ. Left-wing politicians and journalists are gathering for the funeral

of President George H.W. Bush in the hopes of degrading the solemn event by spewing hate-filled

rants against Donald Trump. Former Vice President Joe Biden told reporters, quote,

"'I haven't yet decided whether I'm actually going to lift Bush's body out of the coffin

and hurl it in Trump's direction or if I'm willing to settle for simply transforming

a religious occasion into a partisan hate fest against the man who destroyed the fine

work of my old boss, Barack Havana, or banana." Whatever his name is, it's hard to remember

now that nothing is left of his legacy but moats of irrelevant dust drifting into eternal

darkness on the indifferent winds of history. Nancy Pelosi also says she hopes to use

the Bush funeral to launch a low-ranker's Jeremiah ad against the current President in

a statement Pelosi accidentally left in her car prior to forgetting where she parked

her car prior to forgetting where she was at that very moment prior to forgetting her

own name. Pelosi said, quote, "'The tragic death of a man I despised in life seems the

appropriate moment to remind America that my particular political opinions are more

important than whatever religion I used to be before I converted to abortion."

Mainstream news outlets will also join in the Bush funeral tirades. CNN's Don Lemon

stares soulfully into the camera. He keeps in his walk-in closet and then remarked in

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