Ep 621 - Landlubbers

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Matt McCusker & Shane Gillis

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 11.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ https://lemairelee.fun/ Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want @ https://www.shawngardini.com/live hello. TGIF everybody. We got the D.A.W.G.Z. back together. Hope you all had a good week. Just choppin it up really. We talk a lot of underwater type stuff. Ask yourself are you a salty dog/ limey, or an LL? Let us know in the comments below. Have a good weekend everyone. Please enjoy. God Bless. Use code DRENCHED at https://BlueChew.com to get 10% OFF + Free Overnight Shipping on your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Wow, Wow, Wes.
0:01.9	Hello.
0:02.7	Hey.
0:03.7	Hello.
0:22.5	Coming to you live on a bright and beautiful Thursday. Wow, it's Thursday. Thursday might be my favorite day, new favorite day of the week. Really? Yeah. What's that? What's that about? I love the week. You're just getting ready for the weekend. Here's the thing. Reverse. I love the week. Reverse. The week is my new, that's, the week's my shit.
0:22.8	Yeah.
0:24.4	The weekend is like, it's the week's my shit yeah
0:22.8	the weekend is like it's cool because you're working on no weekend i'm working on the weekend exactly
0:27.4	the week usual you're way off in the deep end i am man i have my nice little routine all week
0:33.1	monday through friday my routine if you could just trap me in glass and let me do my routine every day, put me in the zoo. I'm fine. I'm so excited about my routine. As soon as I woke up today, drove to Starbucks, hit the Xbox. Perfect, perfect. I'm back. Keep an eye, see if the Rends are back. I don't know if they are. Oh, no, really? I got in late last night. I don't know if the Rends are back. God knows what the mayor's done. He probably ate them. I think he'd fried him up? That fucking dickhead. I don't know if he'd fry him, man. I'm not. He's sneaking guys in for a bird fry? Yeah, there's there's been some people here. You got to look out for little signs of people's lawns.
1:10.9	It might be advertising a bird fry.
1:15.3	I don't think he knew I was coming home.
1:17.1	The door is locked.
1:18.3	He parked me in, and he was in Virginia.
1:23.1	Dang.
1:24.2	Is he still in VA right now?
1:25.5	I think he's down Virginia way.
1:45.8	What a fucking dick. Yeah. He parked you. Where is his keys? Parked me in. His keys. Under a pile of coming clothes. Oh. Yeah. It was at a lady's house. Oh, no. So you had to do, so your routine got disturbed. You had to go now run unnecessary errands. dude. Yes. I'm level 10 angry. As soon as an unnecessary errand
1:47.8	disturbs, sanctity
1:49.8	of my routine, I am
1:51.6	fucking living. I tried to find my gamer chair
1:53.8	back at his desk. Every monitor
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