Ep 62: Romulan and Juliet
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2013
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
The USS Sisyphus hosts the Vulcan ambassador Bitok on an important sumit, and a young romulan girl learns that while you can cloak a D'deridex class warbird, you can't cloak whats in your heart. Improvised 03-17-13 by a suggestion from...Jeri Taylor! Writer and producer for Star Trek:TNG and Voyager! Thanks Jeri!
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| 0:00.0 | Captain Baxter, thank you for hosting the ambassadorial delegation on the Sisyphus. |
| 0:09.2 | It's our pleasure. Of course, we do everything we can to bring peace to any section of space. |
| 0:15.0 | We're happy to help you lay this feud to rest. |
| 0:18.0 | This meeting with the Romulans will undoubtedly not be sufficient in the area of peace. |
| 0:24.6 | However, we must try every few years to reconcile our people. |
| 0:30.6 | It's very logical. |
| 0:32.6 | Thank you. You're very logical, too. |
| 0:35.6 | Really? Thanks. I have read your brief. You occasionally make sporadic decisions based on emotion and strange human desires. |
| 0:47.8 | However, it seems that you usually prevail in the end by upholding the Starfleet ideals. |
| 0:55.0 | Really? |
| 0:56.0 | I'm doing a good job of writing those reports then. |
| 0:58.0 | Uh, Captain, I have those reports that you ask me to write. |
| 1:01.0 | Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you for that. |
| 1:03.0 | Oh, is this Ambassador Bytock? |
| 1:05.0 | Yes. |
| 1:06.0 | Yes, Ambassador Bytock. This is my second officer, Lieutenant Commander Crick Watson. |
| 1:10.9 | Hi, you're a Vulcan. I love Vulcans. You guys are so logical and hardworking and good at math. |
| 1:18.6 | And I just, I really admire you and all of your people. |
| 1:22.6 | Can I get your autograph? Like as a Vulcan? Can I just get your... |
| 1:26.6 | Can you sign behind my left ear? |
| 1:28.1 | Yes, of course. I can... Do you have a pen? |
| 1:31.0 | Uh, I have a phaser. |
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