Ep 61: An Unbearable Being of Lightness

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2013

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

A being of pure energy, having transcended its physical form, takes the crew on a journey that makes them question the nature of self, being and consciousness. It's awful.

Improvised January 13, 2013 from a suggestion by Dan Granata via twitter. Edited by Roger Payton.

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0:00.0	I have moved beyond the need for a physical ball.
0:07.0	Yeah, this guy. I have moved beyond the need for a physical form.
0:23.6	Yeah, this guy is moved beyond the need for a physical form again.
0:28.6	Um, Commander?
0:30.6	I am a being of pure energy.
0:33.6	Yeah, you keep saying that.
0:35.6	It's really annoying.
0:36.6	Yeah. You're still Commander Hayes and you still
0:39.1	have duties on this ship. Commander Hayes was but the birth canal through which I came into
0:45.1	in. Captain, he's taking control of all the ship's controls. Commander Hayes, what are you doing?
0:50.6	I will take this ship to the center of the galaxy. He's right, we just set a course for the center of the galaxy.
0:57.0	That would take like how many days to get there, quick? Like 16 days?
1:00.0	Um, it's probably going to take us about 75 years.
1:03.0	Using my magnificent powers, we will arrive in under seven hours.
1:08.0	What? But then we'll be really far away from Starfleet.
1:11.4	We don't want to be out there in the moon.
1:12.9	All of you will become light unto me.
1:16.3	Commander Hayes, is this you?
1:17.4	I tried to replicate a hoagy, and all I got was this beam of light.
1:22.5	Commander Hayes is the spot of placenta.
1:26.8	To the being that you may now call Stelluax.
1:32.1	Stelux, can I see you in my ready room?
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