Ep 619 – The Ghosts of April Fools Past

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Two missionary stories. One totally true. The other mostly true. Both incredibly foolish. Enjoy.

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0:00.0	This is infants on Thrones, the philosophies of men,
0:05.0	beingled with humans.
0:08.5	We are the court. Welcome back to infants on Thrones, episode 619. This is an April Fool's Day episode and I'm
0:27.7	going to give you two blasts from the past. One, the first one is a way blast from
0:32.4	the past. It's from my mission and I recorded this
0:36.5	1991 you're gonna hear the actual recording that I did in a tape recorder
0:42.4	series of little jokes that I sent to my mom.
0:45.8	I'll explain it.
0:47.9	And mom, sorry once again for doing this.
0:50.3	I know you're still a little traumatized by what happened.
0:53.0	And then the second thing I'm going to include here today is an early, early episode of Infants
0:58.4	on Thrones from August 2013, Manicled Mormon in sex chains where the quorum reviews the movie
1:06.6	tabloid about another missionary not me and kind of weird experience if you haven't seen the documentary tabloid, I'd recommend it.
1:15.9	The rowdy infant's conversation you might enjoy, you might not. But anyway, that is your April Fool's Day while we're all in
1:26.6	quarantine episode of infants on thrones enjoy drones, enjoy. Enjoy. I'm about to do it for the first time.
1:41.1	And I'm gonna do it with a girl, a special girl who makes my heart kind of flutter
1:49.0	Makes my eyes kind of blur
1:51.0	I can't believe I'm about to baptize her.
1:57.0	He will baptize me. He holds me in his eyes. This is infants on thrills.
2:06.0	Minnesota.
2:07.0	Minnesota.
2:08.0	Minnesota.
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