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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 615: Holding Out for a Gyro with Jimmy Pardo

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Jimmy Pardo (Never Not Funny podcast, Jimmy's Records and Tapes) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the things that people emailed to Ellen when Jordan was in charge of checking the Ellen Show email address, the things about Jimmy's long-running podcast that he would change if he could, and Jesse's upcoming appointment at the American Girl doll store. Plus, a rundown of the greatest things on the internet recently!

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0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

0:05.1

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

0:10.4

It's Jordan Jesse go

0:12.8

I'm Jesse Thorne the Biryani boy. Yeah, Jordan Morris boy detected. Thought about losty man

0:18.6

So right, but we're on beer your beer yaw. Biryani boy has a certain

0:24.0

Quality to it. Do you think listen at some point they're both gross. Do you think they both sound like fetishes?

0:30.0

I'm not saying that the food they're associated with this gross quite the opposite we just ate it and it was real good

0:35.8

Both tasty foods, but adding boy. What's the other one?

0:41.5

Lossy man. Yeah, I think as I digest this meal that we just ate before we

0:47.0

Started recording this podcast. I may go from a Biryani boy to a lossy man. Okay. This may be a coming of age story sure

0:54.6

Well, and probably before I get home I'm gonna have to pull over and become a diarrhea fella

1:00.0

Pull over to Carl's Jr

1:04.5

Become a very tasty food, but yeah, tough to digest. Tough to digest. I just want to clarify

1:12.0

that it's not because

1:14.5

The food was not delicious. It was fantastic. I have a weak white man stomach. Yes, and sometimes the spicier foods of other cultures

1:25.6

We're a weak man overall. I'm a weak man period emotionally. I'm weak

1:32.6

Physically certainly, but also in the gut my gut is weak

1:37.2

It's the floor and fun. I'm trying to make it stronger, but it's a gradual process maybe probiotics

1:44.0

Probiotics might help maybe a nice

1:47.2

Activated charcoal, but that's why you get the lossy. I guess you had the lossy. Yeah, which is a nice dairy treat

1:53.0

How do you feel about a rose flavored food because I had a mango lossy a classic lossy?

1:59.7

Occasionally I will get a salty lossy mm-hmm, which I just get to remind myself

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